Did you hear about the cutlery supply truck that overturned in Kentucky..?

Yup, a bunch of silverware tered across the highway, and some locals rushed out to pick up the tered cutlery. Two locals got hit by a ping vehicle, though, and, when questioned by the police, the driver of the car that hit the locals said, "Well, I had to turn, because I saw a fork in the road!" I'll be here all night.....